fairy tale about the ant and the chick

It was a cricketer and an ant. Year, ants all in business, for them, sitting, weed garden. Nailazzi cock and asks ants:- Is an ant, what are you doing?- Ah, here I am. I need to feed my family, prepare for the winter and so on. And what are you doing?- Well, here, I'm getting ready to go to Budva to get a little mess. Let's see you, Ajd.
Winter. A cock with some fish and skins of luck ants:- Is an ant, what are you doing?- Here I'm snowing, I'm doing winter, I'm working on the houses. Hungry children, pregnant women, etc. And you?- I'm going to go to Kopaonik for skiing.
Next year. Summer. Cock in Toyota with three fish, rey-ban glasses, board for sailing on the roof. Again luck the ants:- Is it an ant, how is it?- So how-so. I cut grass, sprinkle fruit, fix a house, dig a well, cook a winter. And where did you go?- Yes, here, go a little to Italy on the sea. I'm going to some soping tours. Nothing in particular.
Winter. The cock with the BMW 325i, 6 fish in the car, pushing the Marlboro 100s, the snowboard in the trunk. Pita ants:- How's it going, ants?- This winter is shaking, I have to work hard to pay for heating and other bills. Children should be trained and fed. To feed the stock, bring the water from the source, because our tubes have frozen us. How are you?- Not bad. I just went to Cran Mount, and then I'll go to the French Alps for skiing.
Year next year. Cvrcak in Maserati, 10 fish, gold chain around the neck, mind, smokes a grass, CD player with speakers 4x200W, satellite antenna on the roof. Again encounters the ants.- How are you, ants?- There is a year, so it is necessary to repair the pipes for the plumbing, collect the grains and sow, send the children a little over the dungeon. He's got work. How's it going with you?- I just started touring Europe. Rome, Bec, Paris, London ... After I get some in Monaco, pure gambling. It's running out.- 'Come on,' you are, when you're passing Paris, find that Lafontaine, and kill God in it !! :))))))))))))

ONE IS TWO

How to prove that 1 = 2?

Let us take two general numbers a and b and assume that a = b.

a * b = b * b

(a * b) - (a * a) = (b * b) - (a * a)

When the reasons for the act are obtained:

a * (b - a) = (b + a) * (b - a)

When we divide both sides from (b - a) we get that:

a = b + a

If a = 1 then b = 1; ie. 1 = 2!

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2. Do not trust in any forums and commissions because I can only help you!
3. Do not mention my name, unless you praise me!
4. Four days work for me, and fifth for representation, my travels and daily allowances.
5. Stand by my people to be good to you and to stay calm and quiet in the company for a long time.
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Funny insults

• Is that your face or your neck spit?

• Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

• To accept you as you are or to love you?

• You should sue your brains for whistleblowing.

• What are you doing here!? Who left the open cage !!?

• I will never forget the moment when we met, although I am still working hard.

• I'm in a hurry now, can I ignore you another time?

• The average people live and progress. You ... you just live.

I'm sorry, but you seem to have mixed up with someone you care about what you are saying.

• When God dropped intelligence on the ground, you were wearing an oxygen.

• I'll tell you a joke from which tits fall ... and, sorry, it seems you already heard him.

• The aliens obviously forgot to get your ass out of the ass.

• I'm not your type - I can not get drunk.

• I'm just trying to imagine what kind of character it would be.

 

Famous LAST RECIPES

We'll be safe behind this glass.
• Of course, it's sterile.
• It's so clever that you can shake your head in your mouth.
• It was fresh last week.
• These are edible mushrooms.
• Cutting red wire ...
• It needs to be heard.
• We have enough fuel for a few more hours of flight.
• Do not be afraid, they only attack when they are hungry.
• I can hold my breath longer than you.
• Safe will not get angry.
• Let's ask these fine KLA soldiers for directions.
• Do not worry, sweetheart, gather on the laundry.
• He will never find me in this closet.
• Nothing can go wrong.
Give me the match. The reservoir seems to me empty.
• Of course polar bears can not get into the needle.
• I do not need a telecharger ...
• Just tell them you're my friend.
• Trust me!
• It does not hurt at all.
• The knife is not real.
• Do not worry, the shoot is broken.
Drink this.
• Ha! This thing would not kill a fly.
• Duso, I'm sure I locked the door.
• Parachutes do not open only on film.
• Just a little more gasoline, to disperse the fire ...
• Do not worry, it's safe in Kosovo now.
• From there, no elephant would have hit.
• I'll be back.
• Hey, hik, hold me <hik> beer and watch this.
• Now is the moment. All or nothing...
• Ha! This story was invented only to frighten children.
• No one will know.
• You do not have the balls to pull the trigger!
• Ups!
Is it good or bad?
• Hey, that's it ...

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