Funny insults

• Is that your face or your neck spit?

• Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

• To accept you as you are or to love you?

• You should sue your brains for whistleblowing.

• What are you doing here!? Who left the open cage !!?

• I will never forget the moment when we met, although I am still working hard.

• I'm in a hurry now, can I ignore you another time?

• The average people live and progress. You ... you just live.

I'm sorry, but you seem to have mixed up with someone you care about what you are saying.

• When God dropped intelligence on the ground, you were wearing an oxygen.

• I'll tell you a joke from which tits fall ... and, sorry, it seems you already heard him.

• The aliens obviously forgot to get your ass out of the ass.

• I'm not your type - I can not get drunk.

• I'm just trying to imagine what kind of character it would be.